Me: Here we go! ... Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin,*cough* When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag--
Kid: EEEEWWWW!!!!
Me: Shut up. *punches kid* So..... Its not what you Think...
*shouts* Its a tea bag! ~awesomefaceplz (https://www.deviantart.com/awesomefaceplz)